Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.