Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.