Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.