Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty