Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Roadrunner Jokes More Roadrunner Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep