What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.