What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.