What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!