How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.