How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.