What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!