What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.