What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

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What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture