What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None