What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.