What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

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Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.