Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams