Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.