What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!