What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.