What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What personal space?

My dog

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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A humpty-dumpty!

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you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.