Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.