Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!