Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

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Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.