Isee cold."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Because it was a sewer side mission!
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
Pyroglyphs.
Warning: Gore
Pigpockets.
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Paul stop monkeying around!
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
I can maintain polite conversation.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
Nothing. They bark.
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
Eruptile dysfunction.
The Secret Service
They're afraid of catching fire!
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
Because he always came in a lil behind.
but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Shoot the Guy Pushing it
A midwife crisis.
A polar bear.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.