I think that pretty much goes without saying.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Think about it.
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Warning: Gore
A Carabiner