Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!