Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!