Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

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How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!