Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.