Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino?

Shot.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.