Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.