Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.