Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

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What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)