Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.