Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.