Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.