Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.