Nile Jokes

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Pharaoh Jokes More Pharaoh Jokes

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Egyptian Crocodile Jokes More Egyptian Crocodile Jokes

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!