Nile Jokes

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Because they all live in de-nile...

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What do you call the richest person in the soup industry?

A boullionaire

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.