Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.