How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!