What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."