Supply Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.