Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?