Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"