Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.