Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.