What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday