What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.