Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.