Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.