Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

How many back to the future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.