What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".