What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!