What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.