What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ?

Bjork in the USSR !

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.