What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

Barberd wire !

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."