They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
It would've just been "mas".
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
Holy
Crossfit.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Using the lords name in vanity
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
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You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
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Two wives.
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
Give him a white man's wallet.
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
A: Replace the nails with screws.
For being out standing in his field.
They are two tired
Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body
Jesus!
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
Rink injustice!
The coming of the Lord.
