Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..