Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno