What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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polar-oids

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What is the most expensive type of fish?

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.