Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.