Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.