Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise