Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.