Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A