Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).