Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."