Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation