Because Windows 7, 8 9.....
The Logo.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
They revived to much XP