What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack?

They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)