What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.