Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.