Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.