What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.