Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe