What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

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What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"